how about some drummer jokes?

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

how about some drummer jokes?

Postby blindstanley69 » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:35 pm

how can you tell if the stage is level?
the drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

true story.
i was at the NAMM show in anaheim outside with a buddy having a smoke and a beer. a guy walks up with a cell phone pressed against his right ear and asks me or a light. i gave him my zippo that was running low. he flicks it 4 or 5 times while talking on his cell phone, no flame. i told him it was right handed. he swithched the cell to his left and transfered the lighter to his right. i said "you're a drummer huh? he goes "no, i'm a bass player" i sez "why ya got sticks in your back pocket?" he walked away .we still laugh about that one.
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Postby mikedev » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:16 am

I know it's old but.......

Q - What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A - A drummer
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Postby houndog » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:29 pm

Mam...Mam...when I grow up I want to be a drummer.
Well son,you can't do both.

arf arf,
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Postby randy101 » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:53 pm

HOOOO WEEEE

Q. How can you tell when a drummer is at your front door?



A. The knocking speeds up...slows down...speeds up...slows down..
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Postby randy101 » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:07 pm

AWA AWA AWA ONE MORE TIME


Q. Whats the difference between a drummer and a trampoline?

A. You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:55 am

SAD BUT TRUE

Q. How can you tell that the guy you are talking to is a drummer?

A. He keeps asking questions about your 14 year old sister
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:34 pm

AWWW GIGGITY GIGGITY

Q. How late does a drummer usually play at night?

A. Two beats behind the rest of the band.
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:45 pm

I shouldn't but...

Q. Why do drummers hang their sticks from their rearview mirrors?

A. So they can park in the handicap spaces
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:50 pm

A REAL KNEE SLAPPER

Q. How may drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five. One to hold the bulb, four to drink until the room spins
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:16 pm

NOW THATS FUNNY!

Q. How do you confuse a drummer?

A. Put sheet music in front of him.
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:21 pm

THIS AINT FUNNY

Q. Why did the drummer have a heart attack?

A. The guitar player finally, finally put his guitar down and said " There, I think it has been properly tuned"
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Postby randy101 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:28 pm

SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO

Q. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

A. "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"
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Postby randy101 » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:11 am

OH THATS BAD

Q. What do you call a bunch of kids with drums?

A. Jerrys kids
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Postby randy101 » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:28 am

A guitar player went on vacation and called home a few days later to ask the bass player "Hey what's this I hear about our drummer, Pete?"

"Yes, it's true" he replied. "Pete passed away. I am afraid he has played drums with us for the last time"

An hour passed and the guitar player called again. "Hows Pete?' he asked.

THe bass player was surprised but answered "He is dead. I thought I told you that."

An hour later the guitar player called again and asked the same question.

" He is dead, I keep telling you that. Why do you keep asking? Don't you believe me?"

"Yeah, I believe you. I just like hearing you say it"
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Postby randy101 » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:35 am

Q. Whats the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

A. One will mature and earn money
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