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Postby houndog » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:31 pm

Hello,
In the state of Arkansas in America it is illegal to distribute gasoline as a beverage at any public function.

adios,
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Postby ricochet » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:52 pm

I asked for water,

She give me ga-as-o-lee-een...
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Postby dogbite » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:11 pm

the moonshiner lobby pushed that one through.
they complained the octane in gasoline was too similar to white lightin'
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Postby bluesmcgoo » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:58 pm

"the moonshiner lobby pushed that one through.
they complained the octane in gasoline was too similar to white lightin'"


Yeah, although gasoline is not quite as flammable as white lightnin'. :)

I've been trying to find this - unsuccessfully, but I KNOW I had read that there's a state law (not sure of the state) that made it illegal to fire a shotgun while having sex. (Wha???)

I'd love to know the origins of some of these laws.
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Postby houndog » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:15 pm

Stroo McGoo :lol:

In Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk.

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Postby Bournio » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:00 am

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Yeah, although gasoline is not quite as flammable as white lightnin'. :)

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I can place bets gasoline tastes better too!
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Postby houndog » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:22 pm

mmm ,
not unless you strain it through an elderly travelling person's( who has chosen a life on the streets as a meaningful alternative to the constriction of a fixed abode in line with their cultural, racial and linguistic heritage and life choice) sock...

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Postby mickeypainless » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:47 pm

>>>strain it through an elderly travelling person's...

Ummmmmmmmmm TASTY!
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Postby jeffl » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:55 pm

It reminds me of when we were kids and we substituted what we were told was Strychnine for LSD. Brilliant!
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Postby houndog » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:10 pm

Koff,
I read an interview with Donovan last week where he credits hissel with starting punk rock and celtic music...these Gypsy Scots eh :roll: ( gypsies..as in people who has chosen a life on the streets as a meaningful alternative to the constriction of a fixed abode in line with their cultural, racial and linguistic heritage and life choice )

Anyhoo,
he says that smoking banana skins in the 60's was not down to his tune " Mellow Yellow".

Btw , banana's are a herb.

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Postby leftyguitarman » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:09 am

I read once that you can make LSD from banana peels.

And I also read once (since stupid laws were listed above I'm gonna share this) that it is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon within the city limits of Los Angeles. If you do, you are subject to a $500 fine.

And in Kentucky, it is legal to beat your wife once every month.

Not sure if I believe either of them, they both seem a bit outrageous.
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Postby stratman_27 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:03 am

Hmmmmm, I'm from Kentucky.
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Postby guitarslim101 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:39 pm

I'll add another stupid law to the conversation, in Minnesota, it's illegal to sleep naked...at least, it was at some point in time...I don't know if it's still a law.
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Postby buckwade » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:02 pm

I'm from Kentucky also and I believe that law states that "it is only legal to beat your wife once a month if your wife is also your cousin".......of course I guess that covers most of Kentucky :P I just figured I'd say it before anyone else had the chance! :lol:
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Postby ricochet » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:11 pm

What do they do if someone's family tree sprouts a branch?
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