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Postby ricochet » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:09 pm

I've been rubbing my hands down with Tone Lotion. I think I'm going to have to get a bigger bottle and lay it on thicker.
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Postby savage » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:04 am

if I ever make some money off music, I think I should like ona those ego compressors. Money makes people funny.
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Postby texas blues » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:37 am

Rico you're scaring me man...lotion + rub + alone at the computer = ?
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Postby ricochet » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:55 am

Who says I'm alone? Christine's right at my side.
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Postby texas blues » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:05 am

That could be kinky or...
KINKY - sensually teasing your lover with a feather
PERVERTED - using the whole damn chicken
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Postby mickeypainless » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:59 am

I'm not even gonna go THERE!
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Postby jaybee » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:42 am

mickeypainless wrote:I'll bet I can turn Astounding licks to "12" and genuine modesty OFF and still make it suck! :? The only pedal I've ever had much luck w/ is a WAH..... bottom line, I'm just NOT a good elec. player! Ohhhhhhhh well, I keep meself plenty entertained on acoustic!


this can be used on acoustic too, it just won't be as efficient, since there's always some of the guitar sound coming through - to remedy this I can recommend my "Acoustic Tone Muffler" $135.99, which looks a lot like an old wollen sweater wrapped in a cotton pillowcase, but don't let looks fool you: once expertly installed ($ 65.99 extra - DIY installation possible, but not recommended, hence no warranty when DIY!) it'll rob your priceless acoustic from all it's interfering natural tone, leaving you with only the quack and squeak of whichever mic system you cared too install in it.

!!WARNING!! do NOT use this device when playing in front of a microphone, these old-fashioned devices can NOT handle the state-of-the-art soundscaping the ATM will do to your guitar!! 8)
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Postby maxx england » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:56 pm

texas blues wrote:That could be kinky or...
KINKY - sensually teasing your lover with a feather
PERVERTED - using the whole damn chicken


No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Let me explain:

Erotic - tickling your lover with a feather
Kinky - using the complete chicken
Perverted - doing it with the chicken
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Postby mickeypainless » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:19 pm

Okay....... does the chicken have to be alive? :shock:
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Postby rustyslide » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:22 pm

mickeypainless wrote:Okay....... does the chicken have to be alive? :shock:


I think you're thinking way too much about this; it's vaguely disturbing.
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Postby texas blues » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:22 pm

Mickey, whoa dude! Dead or alive? I would have though you would want to know if the chicken was a hen or a rooster. I guess I am just picky that way.
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Postby rustyslide » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:29 pm

texas blues wrote:Mickey, whoa dude! Dead or alive? I would have though you would want to know if the chicken was a hen or a rooster. I guess I am just picky that way.


It's a chicken: you really do have "special needs" if you'd rather have a hen over a rooster (or vice versa).
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Postby mickeypainless » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:52 pm

Okay..... for the record a "chicken" implies female or hen where I come from just as a male would be a cock or rooster. Horse= stud, colt or gelding, mare or filly is female, cow or heifer= female, bull or steer= male! Now as to the original quandary over "Live or Dead"..... who'd wanna be known as an Animal Necrofiliac? Now THATS sick! :twisted:
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Postby ricochet » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:35 am

Or for the poultry lover who likes 'em young, a pullet.
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Postby mickeypainless » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:52 am

I reckon if ya "pullet" ya don't need no chicken at all! :roll:
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