Funny bumper stickers

[birddog]

I'm sure you have a favorite
Here's a few examples
· I love animals, they taste great.
· EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
· "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
· Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
· The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
· Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
· He who laughs last thinks slowest!
· Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
· A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

[rustyslide]

A t-shirt, not a bumper sticker, but: "Meat is murder! Tasty, tasty murder."

[texas blues]

Horn broke. Watch for finger.
Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.
You are now leaving the United States. Welcome to California.

[bigdaddy]

"I WAS ASKED TO LEAVE GRACELAND"

[leftyguitarman]

How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Keep honking. I'm reloading.

And my personal favorite: Your little princess is my little whore.

I saw that last one on a truck one time and laughed forever about it. I'm sure it pisses a lot of people off but I think it's hilarious.

[farmslave]

Choose Life Your Mother Did !

[blueswrench]

HONK!! If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an idiot

911 government sponsered dial-a-prayer

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away

Were you born stupid or did you take lessons

[blueswrench]

VEGETARIAN -Indian word for "Bad Hunter"

Salads not food... It's what food eats

[rustyslide]

Choose Life Your Mother Did !

The best part of you dribbled down your mother's chin.

Some people's children should have been blow jobs.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, neither will you.

[texas blues]

Honk if I'm paying your mortgage.

[leftyguitarman]

The best part of you dribbled down your mother's chin.

Some people's children should have been blow jobs.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, neither will you.

Those are so terribly awesome. I'm going to have to remember those.

[kwill]

No money on board...I'm married.
If it's not fun YOU do it!

[jaybee]

you think THIS is slow? come a little closer and I might STOP!

if you don't adapt your distance to our speed, I'll adapt my speed to our distance...

you flash your headlights, I'll answer with my brake lights...


take care to never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!

[leftyguitarman]

you flash your headlights, I'll answer with my brake lights...

I like this one. I was driving home from work the other night, it's about 11pm, and I'm behind this whole string of cars going the same speed as them. This girl was behind me, tailgating me, flashing her high beams, then flies past me and flips me off for no reason. I love Phoenix drivers. They make me laugh because 99% of them are so stupid. I just set my cruise control and drive and they are always in a hurry to catch up to the next person to tailgate them.

[Slim]

I drive slow just to piss off other people...Hell with it you in a hurry you should have left earlier! Especially in downtown streets in New Orleans. The speed limit is 25 not 55!!!!