Old couple

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

Old couple

Postby maxx england » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:06 pm

There was this old couplev shuffling round the shop, clucking at each other. The woman then loudly tells him to go and buy some cigarettes next door as she's going to be some time. And very loudly, don't let me catch you coming out of that bookmaker's! We were all embarassed for him, but he looked at us and shrugged. "It's ok, I'm taking her to the vet's to be put down tomorrow. Too old to breed and too vicious to keep as a pet."
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