Doctor, doctor

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

Doctor, doctor

Postby maxx england » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:38 pm

Doctor, I want big boobs.

"Try rubbing toilet paper between them"

How does that work?

"We don't know, but it's been immensely effective on your rear"
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