Two women...

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Two women...

Postby maxx england » Tue May 25, 2010 7:31 pm

were walking along and one said she thought sex education had improved and the other one said it hadn't. To prove it, she stopped the first man they came to and asked if he knew where to find a clitoris. He smiled brightly, pointed back the way they had come, "you've walked right past the florists".
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Re: Two women...

Postby NEONMOONY » Wed May 26, 2010 12:30 pm

Wow,that's really bad. Maybe there was something quite English about it that I missed.
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Postby maxx england » Wed May 26, 2010 3:34 pm

It's just that so many plants are known by their Latin names.....
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Re: Two women...

Postby ricochet » Wed May 26, 2010 4:41 pm

I had a good chuckle about it, as did my wife.
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