Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby Slacker G » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:30 pm

(My drummer loves these}
How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby blueswrench » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:45 am

Whats the definition of "relative minor"?


The drummers girlfriend!!!




How does a drummer braincell die??


Alone!!!
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby Spudcamp » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:39 am

LMFAO!!! None of these would be funny if they werent so true...... :shock:
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby Catweazle » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:35 am

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby stumblin » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:22 pm

A timeless classic there, Catweazle. Thanks for the reminder, I'll be telling that one later! :lol:
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby NEONMOONY » Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:54 pm

THe group I play with, I usually introduce the drummer as a multi-talented guy who is a drummer AND a musician!! To which he follows with a ba bump.
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby MakaInOz » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:25 am

Did you hear bout the drummer with lousy timing?

He could play the greatest solos, had the fastest hands and was all around brilliant, but his timing was awful.

He got chucked out of band after band, and gradually got really depressed.




Eventually he got so depressed, he threw himself behind a train.
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby zhyla » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:03 pm

MakaInOz wrote:Did you hear bout the drummer with lousy timing?

He could play the greatest solos, had the fastest hands and was all around brilliant, but his timing was awful.

He got chucked out of band after band, and gradually got really depressed.




Eventually he got so depressed, he threw himself behind a train.


I think this is my favorite :).
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby ricochet » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:06 pm

Did he have 18 kids 'cause he used the rhythm method?
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby jeffl » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:05 am

I understand that jokes about drummers (and harpers like me) and their musical knowledge are jus' jokes, but in defense of drummers I'll input that I play with a drummer who was an outrageous trumpet player before a car accident drove him (pun) to study up on drumming, and I've also played with another drummer who was a helluva trumpet player before Bell's Palsy got him. I love playin' with drummers who have broad backgrounds and are better musicians than me. There ain't no drummer jokes in our band, 'cuz we don't wanna hurt our guy's feelings: he plays with thin skins. :roll:
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby bassharmonica » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:40 am

What the drum salesman told the kid in the store? If you hit that drum again there will be repercusions.
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Re: Drummer Jokes Anyone?

Postby maxx england » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:08 pm

Drummer came to my door. Knocked 4 times and then came in late.
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