From the Stephen Fry Forum:

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

From the Stephen Fry Forum:

Postby maxx england » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:54 pm

posted by griff05:

I was once asked for advice on giving a best man speech at a wedding.

My recommendation was on these lines:-

Address the audience with a smile and a grin

Then, say the following:-

It is not by accident I was asked to be the best man at this wedding, and infact I am getting somewhat expert at delivering after dinner speeches. Last week for example I gave a speech to the ex prisoners association. The week before that I gave a talk to the gay and lesbian liberation front. Prior to that I gave a speech to alcoholics anonymous

Looking round the room now, I can see many of you will be hearing this for the 4th time!!!
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Re: From the Stephen Fry Forum:

Postby NEONMOONY » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:32 am

That's some funny sh#t!
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Postby stumblin » Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:10 pm

I'll try to remember that, thanks 8)
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