Let's write a blues tune = LOL!

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Postby mickeypainless » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:01 pm

Ya'll seem to have this one under control so I'm workin on one from the thread in "Equipment" about mopery........
I'll put it up when I finish the 3rd verse! :)
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Postby ricochet » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:44 pm

That thread's gone beyond all hopery.
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Postby TC90 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:08 pm

Is that thread for real? Can't find it, would like to read it. :?

Thanks maxx!

verse 1

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired
If she don't learn modern arithmetic, she'll get her fat butt fired.
(Lummox)

verse 2

She's really got a talent, For playing on my Johnson.
She's really got a talent, For playing on my Johnson.
She's the best damn Johnson player That ever came from Wisconsin.
(ricochet)

verse 3

But you can't light me up, babe, Just by playing on my Johnson.
I said you can't light me up, babe, Even by slidin' on my Johnson.
If you really want to light my fire, You ought to be flickin' my Ronson.
(ricochet)

verse 4

I had a Zippo once, but the wheel won't strike no spark...
Threw out that old Zippo - wheel won't strike no spark.
had to buy a brand new Ronson... for to chase the dark.
(Lummox)

verse 5

Saw my woman with, another gal today,
yeah I saw that woman with, another one today,
Mr Johnson wasn't 'round, they had fun anyway.
(TC90)

verse 6 (true story )

Had a girl one time, stood six foot two,
that woman left me, all six foot two,
she liked big 'ol Mr johnson, his little brother wouldn't do
(TC90)

verse 7

"She's flicken' his bic lighter - not to smoke no cigarette...
She's flicking that bic lighter, but that's one funny cigarette...
he's gonna Bogart my baby...and my name she's sure to forget. "
(lummox)

verse 8

She can strike your matches, and Send you up in flame,
She can strike your matches, and Send you all up in flame,
I got plenty juice in my Ronson, Lord I love her game!
(maxx england)

verse 9

I love her Roman accountin', That memory always lingers,
I love her Roman accountin', That memory sure always lingers,
Turnin my pages and then Lickin, lickin, lickin at her fingers.
(maxx england)

verse 10

Ya know she strokes my flint, it send a spark up high,
yeah that woman just touch my flint, it spark up real high,
that candles gettin' hot babe, be sure to close your eye. :wink:
(TC90)

verse 11

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
If I could get that woman to changer her countin' ways,
I just might let her stay.
(lummox/songdog)




:D Keep 'er rollin'!
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Re: Let's write a blues tune = LOL!

Postby Slim » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:55 am

I took away her ronson
And you shoulda heard her shout
I took that sweet girls ronson
yeh you shoulda heard her shout
I slipped her my zippo Now she knows what that fires about
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