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I had to grin ...

Postby jellyroll baker » Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:43 pm

... when I heard this line from Ida Cox,

I'm a one hour mama,
Don't want no 5 minute papa,
Ain't the kind of man for me.
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RE: I had to grin ...

Postby badfinger » Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:09 am

But... How do you make it last 5 minutes, that's what I want to know...


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Postby costa » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:12 am

Is she talking about rice? I find Uncle Ben's to be just fine for me.

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Postby houndog » Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:46 am

>But... How do you make it last 5 minutes..
>bf

....do it twice...

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Postby hashtaff » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:05 am

>>But... How do you make it last 5 minutes..
>>bf
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>....do it twice...
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To the same person??

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RE: I had to grin ...

Postby badfinger » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:06 am

"....do it twice..."

Oh, my God, 'Dog! Where's the Phylosan?

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Postby srvlives » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:26 am

I had sex three times and look what happened.... hang on, sex thrice, two kids... uh oh!

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Postby ricochet » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:46 pm

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RE: I had to grin ...

Postby david » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:23 pm

I used to work for a large animal veterinarian that had been married and divorced six times, and that's not counting the various live-ins and sideliners.

We were out working an old farmer's (only kind left) herd of cattle. We got a good size bull calf into the headcatcher and proceeded to vaccinate, worm, etc. Doc then did his famed five-second castration proceedure and came up with the evidence in one hand and a scaple in the other.

The old farmer never cracked a smile when he said, "Doc, if somebody had done that to you when you were a teenager, you'd be a millionaire by now."

There is a need, but not a market, for an anti-erection product. Kind of complicates Adam Smith's formula.
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RE: I had to grin ...

Postby houndog » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:44 pm

>>>But... How do you make it last 5 minutes..
>>>bf
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>>....do it twice...
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>To the same person??
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Aaaawww right Taff,
your talking about doing it with people...gotcha..

Just wasn't sure you coming from the hills o'Welsh Wales and all:9

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Postby jaybee » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:53 am

>>>>But... How do you make it last 5 minutes..
>>>>bf
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>>>....do it twice...
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with a three minute break in between ;)???
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RE: I had to grin ...

Postby ricochet » Mon Dec 29, 2003 3:17 pm

Three minute break?! You must be gettin' soft in your old age.
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