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Big Road Blues Discussion Forums 2015-01-12T03:39:21+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/feed.php?f=22&t=9967 2015-01-12T03:39:21+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=123275#p123275 <![CDATA[Re: A duck walks into a bar....]]> third night, the man comes in again with his ostrich and his cat and goes through the same thing again - orders a seven and seven, cat say's he'll have the same but he's NOT paying and the man pulls out the exact amount of money from his pocket to pay for the drinks. barman is pretty curious about what's been going by now so he asks the man what his deal is.
man says "the other day i was walking down the beach and i found this old lamp, gave it a rub and boom! out pops a genie. He says i got three wishes, so i thought well wouldn't it be grand to be able to pay for anything i wanted anytime i wanted? so my first wish was to always have the exact amount of money in my pocket to pay for whatever it is i'm buying at the time."
Barman says "yeah that's a good one, what were your other two wishes for?"
Man says "i wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy".

wokka wokka.

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2009-12-31T14:54:30+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=101148#p101148 <![CDATA[Re: A duck walks into a bar....]]>
Six months later he comes to the same town. After a few drinks he asks "Are there any women in this town? The barkeep says "No" But I'll show you what we've got. So he leads him out the back door, and there he sees a corral full of pigs. The prospector asks "Are you sure everyone does this?" The bar keep says "Yes" everyone does it. The Mayor, the chief of police, and everyone." The prospector says I'm sorry I still can't do that" Then he buys a couple of bottles of whiskey and leaves town.

A year later the prospector comes into town and goes into the bar. After a few drinks he asks "Are there any women in this town? The barkeep says "No" But I'll show you what we've got. So he leads him out the back door, and there he sees a corral full of pigs. The prospector asks "Is this for real?" The bar keep says "Yes, everyone does it, the Mayor, the chief of police, and everyone." The prospector asks "Are you sure?" The barkeep says yes. So the prospector points out a black and white spotted pig and says. "I'll take that one. He rents a room and takes the pig into the room. He downs a bottle of whiskey, looks at the pig and thinks. I just can't do this. So he goes out and buys a big pink ribbon and ties it around the pigs neck. After staring at the pig for a couple hours, he decides he still can't do it. So he puts the pig under his arm and heads downstairs to the bar. On the way down the stairs everyone starts jumping out the windows and doors and others turn over the tables and hide behind them. The startled prospector almost in shock, asks the barkeep "What's wrong ? What's going on?" " What did I do?"
The barkeep replied. "That's Black Bart's girl."

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It could happen!

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2009-10-04T02:03:58+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=99274#p99274 <![CDATA[Re: Bird hunter & is dog walk into a bar...]]> "Hey, wait a minute" says the bartender. "Your dog can't set at the bar".. "Why not ? he don't bite" replies the bird hunter
Bartender says "he better mind his own business"
So the bird hunter ordered a beer and sat and drank his beer while the dog, sat on the stool and was licking his penis & nuts.
Guy down at the end of the bar sat watching the bird hunter & his dog and says "Man shure wish I could do that" looking at the dog.
Bird hunter replies "You probably can but you better pet him first" :lol:

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2009-10-03T19:55:11+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=99268#p99268 <![CDATA[Re: A duck walks into a bar....]]> The Skunk says "I only have a scent"
The Frog says "I only have a greenback"
The Duck says " I only have a bill"
The Giraffe says"Looks like the highballs are on me"

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2009-10-03T10:25:21+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=99250#p99250 <![CDATA[Re: A duck walks into a bar....]]> Statistics: Posted by Spiritinthesky — Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:25 am


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2009-08-31T10:19:08+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=98283#p98283 <![CDATA[Re: A duck walks into a bar....]]> Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.


An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

and the oldest one of all

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!" :mrgreen:

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