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Big Road Blues Discussion Forums 2015-01-12T03:39:21+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/feed.php?f=22 2015-01-12T03:39:21+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9967&p=123275#p123275 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: A duck walks into a bar....]]> third night, the man comes in again with his ostrich and his cat and goes through the same thing again - orders a seven and seven, cat say's he'll have the same but he's NOT paying and the man pulls out the exact amount of money from his pocket to pay for the drinks. barman is pretty curious about what's been going by now so he asks the man what his deal is.
man says "the other day i was walking down the beach and i found this old lamp, gave it a rub and boom! out pops a genie. He says i got three wishes, so i thought well wouldn't it be grand to be able to pay for anything i wanted anytime i wanted? so my first wish was to always have the exact amount of money in my pocket to pay for whatever it is i'm buying at the time."
Barman says "yeah that's a good one, what were your other two wishes for?"
Man says "i wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy".

wokka wokka.

Statistics: Posted by A J Davies — Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:39 am


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2014-07-28T15:48:29+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18310&p=123167#p123167 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: not exactly a joke, but a humorous true annecdote]]>
jeffl wrote:
That's what you get for stickin' your nose where it doesn't belong. :)



Jeff, you're reply is better than my original post :lol:

Statistics: Posted by LesFromChicago — Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:48 pm


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2014-07-23T17:50:38+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18310&p=123161#p123161 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: not exactly a joke, but a humorous true annecdote]]>

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2014-07-22T17:00:53+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18310&p=123158#p123158 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: not exactly a joke, but a humorous true annecdote]]> Funny stuff Les.


Mike

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2014-07-08T14:56:35+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18310&p=123154#p123154 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • not exactly a joke, but a humorous true annecdote]]> Now I deliberately avoid letting my nose block the air vent and the coffee flows fluently.

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2014-01-05T22:11:34+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13035&p=123029#p123029 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: Moderators!]]>
Thank you
Carol

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2013-09-29T10:21:52+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11804&p=122921#p122921 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: posts not showing up]]> Statistics: Posted by MTelinkangas — Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:21 am


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2013-07-20T13:52:02+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13035&p=122783#p122783 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: Moderators!]]> Statistics: Posted by Chester Burnett — Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:52 pm


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2013-06-18T13:30:02+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13035&p=122714#p122714 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: Moderators!]]>
I'm a moderator over at the OvationFanClub.com and been a member there since 2005. Happy to help once you get to know me.

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2013-06-14T14:39:13+00:00 http://www.bigroadblues.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11804&p=122706#p122706 <![CDATA[Have You Heard The One About... • Re: posts not showing up]]>
Don't complain to the moderators folks. Be patient.

This is only my second post, so...

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